Shit - A comparative study in beliefs

[Creator]

COMPARATIVE SHIT

Taoist - Shit happens
Wicca- shit happens three times
Dianic - I'm sick of men's shit
Asatru - if shit happens, blame it on Loki
Gardenerian - why shit happens is a third-level secret
Ceremonial Magic - if you do the right shit, something happens
Family Traditionalist - this shit has been happening for generations
Santeria - if you piss off Chango, some shit will happen
Kitchen Witch - let's cook some shit
Druid - let's drink this shit
Eclectic - shit happens in different ways

[Summer]

LOL! ;D Creator, where do you come up with these things, ha ha! ;D

[Thorn]

I used to have a t-shirt with these on it. (Well, not these specificly...) The ones I remember:

Hindu: This shit happened before
Rasta: Let's smoke this shit
Catholic: Shit happens because I deserve it